I return from my pilgrimage.

01-10-2017
Many of you have requested that I post something on the site from time to time so that you know I'm not dead (which is reasonable, I guess,) so I thought it might be fun to update you on a semi-site-related stop during my recent trip to Japan. (Yes, I was in Japan for 10 days! First time in Asia, it was pretty cool beans.)
 

So yeah, I stopped by the Tokyo Pokemon Center....at least I think it's THE Tokyo Pokemon Center, maybe there's more than one?


 
I'm not really much of a merchandise guy but it was pretty cool. I did end up picking up an overpriced Magikarp wallet that'll make a good white elephant gift or something someday. (Sadly I didn't take any pics of it and I cant fucking find it right now, worthless fucking fish.)
 


Also they have way more characters in Pokken than we do.

It's kind of a pain in the ass to upload photos here because of the way the blog is coded, so I've uploaded the rest to an imgur album:

CHECK OUT THE REST OF THE PHOTOS


Obviously I went to a lot of other places in Japan, but most of it isn't really relevant to the site so much. This isn't really a personal blog, afterall.

Anyway, I'm gonna try to make little blog posts like this every once in a while to tide folks over until the next comic. (I've been meaning to do a "making of Hard-Mode" post for the last fe wyears but I keep putting it off.) I'm still getting back in the swing of things (and over jetlag) but I'm hoping to get cracking on the next comic soon...until then thanks for checking in as always!

-Nuzlocke
10-07-2015
past ghosts
when will nuzlocke return from war
01-10-2017
Liverwurst
I dig this update thing. It's pretty cool, even if there's no hard mode update portion.
01-10-2017
MasterSango
Thank you for updating.
I'm always happy to hear from you and know that you are well!
01-10-2017
MasterSango
P.S. Loved the photo gallery!!!
01-10-2017
JayFenn
Omg thank you for updating!!! Seeing as you actually read these comments from time to time, can you please fix the protag of pkmn hardmode CAPTCHA?? Either that or just leave as is cause it's pretty much a running joke now. idk if you read the comments on the 2015 christmas episode but we literally tried everything to try and get it to work
01-10-2017
Anon
Yo, good to hear from you Nuz! I've always wanted to go to one of the Pokémon Centers, but living up in the furthest corner of the US makes that kind of tricky. Thanks for sharing! I'm surprised they only had the Gen I eeveelutions, too - There's this shitty kiosk at the Maine Mall that sells some Pokémon merch which I don't think is even official, and even it has the other eeveelutions (At least Leafeon and Glaceon I remember they have for sure). Still, I guess they sort of had Espeon with that Ditto plush, lol. I've seen them before, but I still think it's a clever idea.

Anyway, yeah, it's good to hear from you! Nice to know you're still alive during these yearly comic breaks ;p

As an aside to the people in the comments - So I've started up an in-character written log run of Sun... Sort of. If any of you follow my blog, you probably saw how I was ranting about my sd card crapping out and making me lose the save. Well, I'm such a petty bitch I'm actually using this as part of the story and switching to my copy of Moon so I can back up my save and edit the Pokémon I catch back to a mostly similar form to the ones I originally caught. Is that weird? Eh, whatever. I'm a petty asshole, I don't really care lol.

Anyway, I'm off now. They're running Katamari at AGDQ right now, and I'm not missing this. See ya :0
01-10-2017
Hell(o)
Bruh don't listen to @JayFenn keep the captcha broken.

Also, did they have any free pokemon for the DS or something?
01-10-2017
InvisibleGrape
Hope ya had fun on your vacation! Maybe it'll serve as some inspiration to keep drawing? as long as you're alive it's all good tho. Glad to see you back active!
01-10-2017
John
Nuz! It's so wonderful hearing from you. I've been a fan for years, and for some reason I obsessively check in on this site once a day during my daily webcomic rotation. I don't need new comics all the time; it's enough to just see you alive and well and living life. Take care, bro. We love you.
01-12-2017
Freezachu92
Cool pilgrimage to Japan, bro.
By the way, the ocean isn't actually blue. I'm pretty sure the water in there is clear, it just looks blue
because it's deep. Or maybe there's chlorine in there and
I'm wrong. hmm...
01-13-2017
Anon
So I just spent $380 and it was worth every penny
I can't wait to harass you all in the comments with shit that isn't even about pokemon this march
01-14-2017
Snowstar837
Thanks for the update! Those pictures were really neat, too; now I want to go haha. Good hearing from you!
01-17-2017
Lkhan
We also love half and tenth update episodes, if you have spare time.
01-17-2017
Lkhan
Really any sketches as well
01-17-2017
Lkhan
Really any sketches as well
01-18-2017
AKF
Thanks for the post, Nuz.

Please, keep doing these mini-entries on the blog (even with personal stuff if you feel like doing it). It's really good to come here and find something new to read.
01-20-2017
TriforceP
An overpriced, useless Magikarp found at a Pokemon center?
Tokyo is Route 4 confirmed
Moving on to being serious, I support the "confirm Nuzlocke is not dead" thing. Also, can't wait to see the "making of" post whenever you get around to it.
01-23-2017
Bob
Thanks for the update, Nuz!
01-25-2017
ash
Thank god! I thought you were dead. I almost cried with joy when I read this. LOLOLOLOL!!
01-26-2017
Rockenos
Super pleased to see an update! Small stuff like this is percect cus it allows us to be able to justify checking the site once a month or so instead of every six months or so haha
01-30-2017
Sun Wukong Gothschild
Hi Nuzlocke.

I am not usually a fan of casual conversation in public venues, however, I admit that I read your comic often, because I think it's a lot deeper than it appears.

Your latest comic moved me.

As far as I'm concerned, you're a fucking genius.

33°
02-02-2017
superfogg
I'm glad to hear some news of you, keep writing something occasionally, we don't ask for anything else (and an yearly update of white hard mode of course)
02-03-2017
Freezachu92@gmail.com
Guys, this is kind of random, but they're making a Captain Underpants movie
Just wanted to mention that
02-04-2017
oceanboy86
Not again, quit ruining excellent kids books with movie and merchandising.
Also nice email freeze.
02-06-2017
Noth
Hi Nuz, great to hear from you again man!

I absolutely love the in between updates. Your fans have showed to be able to survive with just a yearly update, but we would still love to hear some from you every now and then.

Also great pictures! Glad you enjoyed Japan that much.
AND WTF THOSE SOCKS
02-06-2017
Anon
On February 6, Mew gave birth to Mewtwo.
Happy birthday, you Sawyer-murdering, Ruby-manipulating prick :p
02-08-2017
Freezachu92
I just noticed that I put my email as my name, whoopsies.
Gosh, that actually made me laugh.
02-09-2017
The protagonist of Pokémon: Hard-Mode
Hey guys. What's shakin'?
02-12-2017
oceanboy86
@The protagonist
Not much, what's shakin' with you?
02-14-2017
GuyWithAnOpinion
@the protagonist
What's your name?
02-14-2017
The protagonist of Pokémom: Hard-Mode
My name will forever be a mystery...
Unless Nuz reveals it I guess.

Just chilling here in the remains of this comic. Pretty cool.
I'll probably need food though. Time to get a job am I right
02-14-2017
The protagonist of Pokémom: Hard-Mode
My name will forever be a mystery...
Unless Nuz reveals it I guess.

Just chilling here in the remains of this comic. Pretty cool.
I'll probably need food though. Time to get a job am I right
02-16-2017
Hell(o)
@the protagonist

Why is nuz so slow with updates? Couldn't you email him what happened on your adventure to him?
02-17-2017
Definetely the Protagonist of... Pokémom: Hard-Mode
I /could/, but then I'd need a soul for that. And for that soul I'd need a jimmy-jam job.

Also, I don't know what will happen in the story. Quick, someone make up a
story to end this comic so that I can do an MS Paint fan comic of it. Then
we'll call it a day/however-long-we've-been-waiting-for-Nuz.
02-17-2017
Whoosh, that ended up wrong.
This new post formats kind of weird. I'm going to have to
get used to it.
02-17-2017
Freezachu92
Hey guys, if you consume media you should check out
The YouTube channel: Every Frame A Painting. I really like it so far.
02-20-2017
GuyWithAnOpinion
Hey! Every Frame A Painting is not that bad!

I'd recommend Nakey Jakey. He's a funny hot boy.
02-27-2017
Angrynoob
Hey guys? How long does it take for Nuz to make these comics?

I'm new to the Pokémon Nuzlocke comic genre and have binged this series and another one by Chiakiro so far.
02-28-2017
Anon
Hahahaha oh man
Well, I'll tell you this: If you're hoping to see this one to the end like the rest of us, you're in for a hell of a wait. There's a reason the post before this was was titled "The yearly update" :p
That being said, if you're looking for Nuzlocke recs, let us know, and definitely head over to the forums linked at the top of the page and browse around there if you haven't already. There are some nice runs to be found if you know where to look.
02-28-2017
Hell(o)
@AngryNoob Whoo Boy! You're in for a hell of a wait! Nuz takes at least five months to make a panel. See this post? It's a miracle. Also, if you know who is the protagonist of this comic PLEASE tell us. But if you're sick of waiting (Unlike us. See: Adaptation) check out the forums! I recommend Hale's Emerald nuzlocke and Yami's runs. BTW, if you have enough time, go to pokecommunity, pick up a random hack, and post your run here!

-TheAmazingPencil
02-28-2017
Angrynoob
Thanks guys I will!
03-03-2017
Anon
Hey remember how I said I was gonna harass you all with Zelda in March?
I found a dog
He rolled over and barked at me and followed me around
It was cute
I sent a pic to my friend
Lemme know if you want to see it
03-03-2017
MasterSango
@Anon
I bought my boyfriend the Special Edition of BOTW.
And I have the Wolf Link Amiibo that I'm going to let him borrow so he can have a travel companion during his playthrough.

How are things on your end?
03-03-2017
Freezachu
I wanna see that pup.

I saw a turkey around here once. It was weird. Just standing in the middle of the street like it owned the place.
03-03-2017
Lionheart261
@Anon

I vote in favor of bearing witness to the cute dog. I am prepared to offer photos of my 2 adorable dogs in exchange, if deemed necessary.
03-03-2017
Anon
Jokes on you, I didn't find a pup...
I FOUND THREE AHAHAHAH
http://i.imgur.com/j9wyflO.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6bJvW3z.jpg
Not pictured: Wolf Link who I'm waiting for a little while to scan in cause I want to make sure he has a bunch of health so he survives and I've been putting off Twilight Princess HD for like a year because reasons :p

Besides the dogs my playthrough is going well! It's been surprisingly brutal when it comes to throwing enemies at you who pose a threat. Makes for a fun challenge! Anyway I'm chilling with the Zoras right now and I have a couple of horses. One of them is blue and very fast I love her the best.
...
Oh yeah also fuck Guardians. You assholes keep shooting me but I just want to climb a mountain to scream in peace can’t I have this one thing? Once I get those cool arrows you’re gonna be sorry cause I’m gonna climb up on those mountains and you’re gonna come after me but I’m just gonna kill you and climb on top of your ruined bodies to scream instead. That’s what you get.
03-04-2017
MasterSango
@Anon
For some reason, I thought you were talking about find a dog in real life. Those are some cute puppers! =3

@Freezachu
I live in an area where there is a system of creeks and small stands of trees. Usually the turkeys are a few miles down the road, but a month ago on the way to work this happened:
http://imgur.com/V4sP7Pm
Even got the shiny in the picture! =3
03-04-2017
Hell(o)
TFW the comments are as much alive as the forums.
03-04-2017
Hell(o)
TFW the comments are as much alive as the forums.
03-04-2017
Freezachu
I thought... you guys were talking about real life pups...
I'll take my turkey story and go now.
03-04-2017
Freezachu
@MasterSango
Woah, those turkeys are crazy. Never seen so many in one place.
03-04-2017
Anon
That moment when you confuse everyone by yelling about video games lmao
For what it's worth, I've seen turkeys around here as well. Whole flocks of wild ones hang out by the highway running past the mall sometimes. Gotta try and avoid hitting them. Kind of tricky when the ones here are aggressive little shits :p
03-05-2017
oceanboy86
@angrynoob
AHAHAHAHAH. Never. Didn't you notice any of the nuzlocke.com slow update jokes in the comic while binging?

@MasterSango
I would love to do some Breath of the Wild talk, I've been following it like forever though I'm holding off on getting a Switch to see how the battery health lasts. I'm not expecting great things regarding it.
I did witness the whole 12 days of Switchmas though.
Also, I rarely see turkeys where I live.

03-05-2017
Anon
I can't speak for anyone else's experiences, but with the default settings and connected to wifi, I sat out in my living room with the switch undocked and unplugged and spent the better part of the afternoon playing Breath of the Wild like that. By the time I went to my room to plug it in and catch up on today's Skyward Sword episode, it was down to around 40%. I probably could have stayed out there a while longer with it, really! Though of course I wasn't actively timing myself or anything, so ymmv. It definitely has been working for me, though.
03-14-2017
ThatQuickT
Well while we wait for another page soon, a sperg is uploading his own nuzlocke comic on /vp/

https://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/32063163

Honestly reminds me of the nuzlockes first
03-18-2017
Hell(o)
Yeah I was there when the thread was still alive. If I remember 4chan correctly, linking to an archive instead of the original is better. Threads get deleted fast.
03-19-2017
What's up with bananimals
Oh my gooosh.
03-20-2017
SaxNinja
So, Game of Thrones?
04-01-2017
Ánonymous
Well, the site didn't go offline this year in April's Fools. I don't know if that's good -Nuz paid the site address lease early this year- or bad -he really forgot about us, even in this date.

Well, whatever.


And the "Pokémon Hard Mode protagonist name" captcha is still not working.
04-03-2017
MasterSango
Does anyone here besides me collect Amiibos?

I picked a bad time to suddenly get interested,
but I've managed to snag 10 of the 15 current Legend of Zelda amiibos
(and a Kirby for Prophet) before they disappeared off store shelves.
Waiting for supply-demand dynamic to stabilize before I resume the hunt for the last five, because online prices have spiraled out of control.

Kinda curious which amiibos other people have taken a shine to. For me, it was Wolf Link that started my Zelda collection.
04-03-2017
Anon
I'm not really actively collecting, but last Christmas I got my first bunch of Amiibo - The Inkling Boy (Purple), Girl (Orange), and Callie and Marie packs. My mother, confused by the guy's wording when shopping, also picked up the Cyrus, Reese, and KK Amiibo from the Animal Crossing set, so I got like seven Amiibo for Christmas. Oh, and I had the Wolf Link Amiibo from the Twilight Princess bundle because I wanted him in BotW (Which I still haven't done ahhhh) as well, so that brings the total up to eight.
I picked up the last Splatoon Amiibo I didn't have, the Inkling Squid (Orange) off of Amazon shortly after, so I now have a full set of Splatoon Amiibo, and then last week on the way home from a meeting I stopped by the mall and found out that Best Buy had gotten a shipment of Amiibo in while I was hanging around outside GameStop, so I went over to see what they had and ended up picking up the Archer and Rider Amiibo. I'd been hoping for a Guardian like the people who'd stopped by GameStop grabbed, but I guess they sold out beforehand. Still, the posable legs on that Guardian Amiibo, amirite?

Anyway, to make a long story short, I have:
-A complete set of Splatoon Amiibo, not including color variations (5)
-A set of Animal Crossing Amiibo (3)
-Wolf Link (1)
-Two of the BotW Amiibo (2)
For a total of 11.

Once I get a job I'm hoping to pick up the last of the BotW Amiibo and maybe go hunting for some of the other LoZ ones - Honestly, I don't even NEED Epona because I've found wild horses with stats that are better than hers, but shit, if I'm gonna have one companion from an older game, I ought to have them both. And god knows I want those classic outfits and weapons.
Like you, it seems I picked a hell of a time to start collecting Amiibo, lol.
04-03-2017
MasterSango
@Anon
A hell of a time indeed.
Good luck getting a Guardian, they are actually kinda cute and the legs are fun to pose, though I worry about their durability. Toys 'R Us is actually a really good place to look for amiibo, though the older ones are still rare as hell.

As for Animal Crossing, are you a fan as well?
I bought up a bunch of those Animal Crossing amiibo cards for the character art and also so I can scan them for drops in BOTW. My thinking is that if I can get enough food drops from amiibo, maybe I won't have to kill any animals.

My list is:
Wolf Link
SSB Zelda
SSB Ganondorf
8-bit Link
OOT Link
Bokoblin
Guardian
BOTW Zelda
Archer Link
Rider Link

Which means I'm missing:
SSB Link
SSB Sheik
SSB Toon Link
WW Link
WW Zelda

Also, heard that people have found unreleased images of the Fierce Deity clothing set in BOTW and stuff from Skyward Sword, so I'm wondering when those amiibos will be released.

The hardest amiibo for me to get so far was OOT Link, though I got lucky after a month of trying and had him shipped from Australia, because god dammit, I was bound and determined to make it rain meat from the sky and have a chance to swing around the Biggoron's Sword again.

I suspect that when they release a Smash game for the Switch that all the old Smash amiibos will get a re-release. At least that's what I hope.
04-03-2017
Anon
@MasterSango
Hah, well, if they lose any of their legs I can always say they had an unlucky run-in with my Link Amiibos ;p Sometimes I just chop their legs off and leave them to wallow in misery because they can't walk any more as revenge for them being assholes early-game. And I actually worked at Toys R Us during the Christmas season this past year - They were the only place in the area carrying the 3DS Amiibo Reader after the Amiibo Festival update, so I picked one up between shifts. They don't have the biggest variety of games themselves because GameStop outsells them here, but there's some pretty decent stuff if you look hard enough. I picked up a Riolu plushie and a copy of Pathfinder for like forty bucks once :0c

Haha, I am an Animal Crossing fan and also the worst goddamn mayor you have ever seen. I'll play for a week and then leave my towns to rot for months on end. To think I picked up a reader just to get these furry fucks in my town, lol. I've gotta start picking up packs of AC cards so I can recreate my old town.

Oh man, that's a pretty nice list :0c None of the stores around here seem to get any LoZ Smash Bros Amiibo in any more, which kind of sucks, but maybe someday I'll find some ;p Good luck with finding the remaining ones! I've seen SSB Link go for like seventh bucks online since the release of BotW. Everybody wants Epona, lol.

And oh man, yeah, I've seen those datamines. Honestly my reasons are dumb but I'm gonna save scum the fuck out of the Skyward Sword ones so I can get all the exclusives.
(Oh, you won't get on the wall in my house, eh Fi? The one I paid several thousand rupees to get? You won't get on my wall? Too bad. I got your original version. I bet I can put HER on my wall. She doesn't sass me. She doesn't KILL me.
...Except when she doesn't stop complaining that my batteries are low. Then she kills me. I mean I kill MYSELF, but she causes it so it still counts.)

Dude I feel bad. I know it's a classic but I'm a broke fuck so I still haven't gotten to play OoT because my first console was a GameCube and my first Zelda was Wind Waker. I mean I've seen playthrough obviously, but still. Once I get a consistent source of income I've gotta pick up OoT and MM 3D (Wanna commission me so I can play more Zelda? There's only so much to do once you 100% BotW, lol). Congrats on managing to get that one! My trickiest was the Inkling Squid. It wasn't too bad, but I couldn't find one anywhere so I had to ship one in from Japan. I would have gone for a green one so I'd have a unique color for each of them but shit, the green variation was like five bucks more and I'd already spent most of my money on a Switch and Zelda preorder :p

God, I hope they do a rerelease for the old Smash Amiibos after SSB Switch is announced. Literally none of the Zelda ones are available around here and it's a mess. The GameStop at the mall has like three Fire Emblem SSB Amiibos, a few Waddle Dees, and then the rest of their wall is just Waluigi.
...Seriously, there were like ten Waluigi when I went in there today. I almost bought one because I felt bad.
Nobody loves the strange purple man.
04-27-2017
Patient fan
I will not stand by as a whole month passes without any new comments on this site. So here I am, the savior you did not ask for but so desperately need.
04-27-2017
asdf
I'm honestly so sick of waiting...
04-28-2017
Anon
So there are still living people here. Huh :p
So, what are you all doing as of late? I myself am working on a character tryout. Ends on Sunday. I think my form's looking good, though I do hope to get another art piece or two soon. Hoping to get one of each of his forms - His coat changes with the seasons, and I have ones of fall and winter right now. Waiting on commissions of his spring and summer appearances now, but if I don't get them in tomorrow I'm gonna maybe just draw my own, lol :0c
04-29-2017
MasterSango
@Anon

I disappeared to go Switch hunting.
I ordered one of those bundles from GameStop over a week ago, but they said it usually ships within 24 hours and it will ship by May 5th.
Whatever that means.

But I've got time to sit here and wait for it, because I'm out of a job while my store is being remodeled.

Just more excited than anything about the new Link amiibos coming out late June and that I'll actually have some time to play Breath of the Wild whenever my Switch decides to arrive.
05-01-2017
GuyWithAnOpinion
I'm willing to bet that you will get your switch before Nuzlocke updates this site.

My Father tried out the switch a few days ago and just fell in love with it, so I expect he'll buy one in the next few days.
05-15-2017
asdf
Why do I even bother checking. It's not like he'll upload anytime soon...
05-21-2017
David García Dávila
Will I see the end of this Nuzlocke before my death?
05-24-2017
JustYourAveragePokemonPlayer
When will you return us, o great Nuzlocke?
05-24-2017
JustYourAveragePokemonPlayer
When will you return to us, o great Nuzlocke?
05-30-2017
Hell(o)
He never returns. We only see his illusion, as gazing upon his true form will destroy you.
05-31-2017
Liverwurst
We miss you :'(
06-03-2017
Nick Miyoshi
I would pay good money for print copies of Hard Mode.
06-05-2017
Jade
These comment sections are the best time capsules
06-06-2017
Anon
"Also they have way more characters in Pokken than we do." not after today's direct they don't :p
06-07-2017
MasterSango
@Anon
Why did they go for Decidueye over Incineroar for Pokken?
Incineroar is perfect for Pokken.
06-07-2017
Lionheart261
@Nick Miyoshi Yeah, if he went the Rich Burlew route and started selling PDF or physical collections of each Hard Mode series, then he'd have a lot more revenue to work with, thereby allowing him to switch to a part time job and thus have more time to dedicate to this series.
06-15-2017
Saitama
Can we have another update like this so we know he's alive? It's been about 6 months.
06-17-2017
real life anime girl
no updates. dead again i presume?
06-18-2017
Nebby in the Bag
Which will come first: the end of Hard Mode or the end of JJBA part 8? Hard to tell at this point
06-18-2017
Ethan
I really appreciate that you created Hardmore for us all to enjoy. My friends and I share a lot of laughs to this day because of this comic. Thank you.
06-27-2017
oceanboy86
So is Anon the only one who actually managed to get a switch?

I've had no luck and frankly don't want to until later at this point anyway.
If anyone else has countering experiences please tell me but most reviews I've read have informed me that the battery has terrible health.

It has fairly good battery life of course... to begin with but a few months in and it drains faster than a two year old smartphone.
06-28-2017
MasterSango
@oceanboy86

I got a Switch.

I've only used it to play BOTW so far, which is very draining on the battery, but I generally play either with the system charging or right next to the charging cable for a quick plug in, so I don't have accurate data for battery life.
My main problem is that the damn thing would rather sleep than turn off. No matter how many times I tell it to turn off, it will just go into sleep mode or turn itself back on again if I plug in the charging cable after I've told the system to turn off. That wastes a lot of battery and concerns me more than anything else.

If you plan on playing at home, then the battery life isn't an issue, but if you intend to use the system on the go, then I'd worry more about the threat of potential theft than battery under-performance.


That said, BOTW is an amazing experience not to be passed up and I'm eager to see a core Poke'mon game on the Switch would be like. The system has its flaws, but those flaws have yet to interfere with the quality of game play experience.
06-28-2017
oceanboy86
Nice response time.
Yeah the portability is neat but I'll probably use it about as much as I use the motion control on the Wii.

Actually, that's too much.
About as much as I used the virtual boy.
(I didn't have a Virtual Boy)
And what about the controllers?
06-28-2017
MasterSango
@oceanboy86

As for the controllers, they feel small.
The buttons are small and take time to adjust to.
To get around that issue, I always play with the controllers snapped into the system.
I have not tried playing with the controllers unattached nor have I tried connecting the system to a TV.
06-28-2017
Anon
So because you were asking about the battery life, I did a quick, messy test with my Switch, which has been played in handheld just about every day for the past almost four months.

I started a new file with everything set to the defaults - Auto brightness (Well-lit surroundings - Not quite like playing outside, but reasonably bright), normal graphics, wifi on. I went through approximately how I did in my initial playthrough, following the path the plot sort of pushes you towards. I did get distracted for a few minutes once or twice, but it's no more than the average player would during a session, I think.

5:00pm - Turned on Switch and started new BotW file. 100% left.
6:44pm - Got Paraglider and left Great Plateau. 51% left.
7:00pm - Took a break for dinner. Left in sleep mode.
8:00pm - Started game up again. 38% left.
8:05pm - Revived Great Fairy Cotera and left Kakariko. 36% left.
8:58pm - Battery warning. 5% left.
9:09pm - Battery drained, sleep mode automatically activated.

Time spent playing before battery drained: 3:09
Time in sleep mode: 1:00
Total time spent with console on: 4:09

So, after about four months, the battery isn't really impressive, but it's relatively functional. The charger isn't overly bulky, so it can easily be carried around (and it does work without the dock, of course). Overall, I'd say it might not be the best for being out away from electricity for long stretches of time without an extra battery pack (which I still haven't been able to find in stock around here), but it's good for bus rides or visits to friends' houses or buildings with electricity. And, of course, there are power-saving options that can be switched on to extend the battery life - I was basically using the factory settings on this one, so. I would definitely recommend it if you have any interest in the exclusives like Arms, Splatoon 2, Mario Odyssey, the Kirby game set to release next year, and the Pokémon game being developed (or if you don't already have a Wii U for MK8, Pokken, or BotW), or if you're looking for easier local multiplayer - If not, maybe hold off a while and see if Nintendo releases a Switch XL or something :p
06-29-2017
oceanboy86
I need to stop commenting on my phone I just lost like 15 minutes of perfectly good rant.

Said rant has been lost to time and space.
Anyways

@MasterSango,
Um what, why would you not even try taking the controllers out of the system. That's entirely the whole point. I mean why? Why would you do that?

I can't prove it as I don't own it but damn, I feel like you are really missing out.
Also I don't think I will be bothered by the controller (Joy Cons right?) ergonomically.
I'm pretty sure we talked about this before but my hands can adapt to playing anything but the piano.
Man I'm on a roll with hyper accurate comparisons and expressions today.

@Anon

Thank you for the comprehensive test.I shall forward it to the committee for peers review.
The Nintendo Exclusives are exactly the reason I'm looking at a Switch.
I don't know if you guys have seen any of the BUY SKYRIM AGAIN! Jokes out there, but seriously no.

I have a good PC, and I prefer running any decent ports on it when I have the option.
Speaking of which the Zero Escape series got ported semi and I am totally ready. Which in saying something because I could have gotten it on my 2DS years ago.


Plus aw man I just saw some gameplay of ARMS and it looks amazing, albeit a really small and particular kind of game.
And despite every joke and every complaint I have about the Rabbids series.
XCOM for kids AKA the Mario Rabbids Crossover is definitely up my alley.

Only thing I'm disappointed in is Mario, not because it looks bad but because I don't like the gimmick,I just want a really good 3d platformer.
Psychinauts 2 is so far away.
And to both of you
@Anon and @Master Sango

WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU ONLY PLAY IT AS A HANDHELD?!? It's a console hybrid. The main usage is to be the CONSOLE.


Also I'm a bit of a resolution snob.

06-29-2017
oceanboy86
@ Anon
Oh and I'm not waiting for another or different generation of the Switch. 4 Months (has it really been that long) is absolutely fine.

Kinda want that price drop but I don't wanna be greedy.
06-29-2017
Anon
It's mostly because the one tv in the house compatible with the Switch is in my mother's room and I usually keep in my room so I don't have to deal with people like her, lol.
06-29-2017
oceanboy86
@Anon

Okaaaaayyyy.
You know I would just ask, make some arrangement. I mean she is your mom.
06-30-2017
Anonymous
>Nuzlocke is dead
>Dating a Team Magma Grunt is dead
>anime is dead
>games are dead
Pokemon exists only to torture my heart.
06-30-2017
Anon
Easier said than done, lol. My family isn't exactly the most, uh. Functional. One.
But hey on the plus side I beat the Trial of the Sword so now I have the powered up Master Sword all the time which is nice :p
07-01-2017
Lionheart261
@Anon

Speaking of the Trial of the Sword, do you have any tips? I beat the beginner trials, but I'm having trouble with the middle trials and their armies of bomb arrow wielding Bokoblins.
07-02-2017
Anon
Huh, I actually found the middle trials to be the easiest of the bunch :0 It's been a few days and I don't remember the early middle trials very well (I remember the later ones has somewhat of a Guardian focus tho), but lemme go replay them and see what I can scrounge up.

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General- Of course, go in with full hearts (and bonus hearts if applicable) and as much extra stamina as you can. You retain those effects into the trial, and any hearts not filled remain unfilled. There's a bed you can sleep in for free inside the Deku Tree - There's no excuse for low hearts going in. The Sheikah Sensor works in here - Set it to arrows to find any your enemies might have tried to shoot you with and missed, then do treasure to make sure nothing's hidden in the ground or up high that you missed. Try to max out your equipment slots before going in, because every weapon counts and I'm pretty sure those carry over as well. I'm doing this from my 100% file, so my tips are reflecting those suggestions.

Middle Trial #1 - Get moving and stay moving so the Bokoblins can't hit you. Grab the Boko Club from the platform left of the starting platform, the Boko Spear from the right platform, and use the boost you get from the initial peak of the updraft to land on the wooden platform across from the entrance to grab the Soldier's Bow. Drop down on the Bokoblin with the Soldier's Bow on the platform across from the entrance so it drops it and grab that if it doesn't go off the edge. Same with the one on the highest section carrying a Boko Bow - As soon as you reasonably can, try to get rid of the archers so they can't hit you at range. From there you should be able to take out the others and grab their weapons without much issue. The Bokoblins here are all basic ones, so save your stronger weapons for now and just use the Boko Club, Spear, and Bow. Use magnesis to break open the metal crates and the axe to break open the wooden ones for their loot, collect the arrows that you can, use a Fire Arrow on the dry leaves above the platform left of the entrance to grab a chest with s Soldier's Broadsword if the Bokoblins didn't get it for you already, and then move on.

Middle Trial #2 - Ride the updraft away from the Bokoblins near the entrance. You ca worry about those later - First things first, we gotta get rid of those Wizrobes. There are two of them, both Fire element, and I don't believe you should have any ice weapons yet. Instead, pull out your bow and do some sweet bullet time shit, hitting them in the head once or twice and knocking them over. Time it right, and they should fall in the pit - You lose their rods, but it saves you a lot of grief trying to fight them normally. You can use a Fire Arrow to get the chest on the wood platform in the corner - I tried unsuccessfully for a few minutes to get up there with my paraglider and the updrafts, but it might be possible. That gives you a 15 Power Feathered Edge. From there you shouldn't have much trouble with the Bokoblins - Hit the red one on the starting platform with an arrow or two to the head so it doesn't distract you while you're fighting the Blue Bokoblin. Defeat them, collect the crates of loot and fallen equipment, and move on.

Middle Trial 3 - Not a lot of safe places to hide here. Keep on the updraft and keep moving as much as you can. To the right of the entrance is a floating platform with a treasure chest - Pop the balloon closest to the platform below with an arrow and drop that shit down so you can grab it. You'll get a 10 Power Feathered Slear for your troubles. From there, fly up and pop two of the balloons on the platform flying up in the middle to drop that Bokoblin with his horn into the pit, or all eyes will be on you constantly. On the other platform right of the entrance, you can take down a red Bokoblin for a Spiked Boko Bow, then fly over to the platform across from the entrance. Use your bullet time, your arrows, and that Spiked Boko Bow like a motherfucker here to take down those Bokoblins, especially that Blue Bokoblin with the Bomb Arrows. Then as long as you can get the bow from it or knock it off the edge, you should be good. You can take a breather in the corner here if you need to, then fly over to the last platform and take down the archer with a well placed arrow or two and finish off the Blue Bokoblin with either a bow or a spear so it can't reach you. Collect the loot from the boxes and barrels then move on.

Middle Trial 4 - This one, more than anything? I hope you know how to parry a laser, otherwise you're gonna be burning your weapons in that Guardian like a complete ass. Practice on the Guardians in Hyrule Field, the Forgotten Temple, and around Hyrule Castle if you need to - Just get good at parrying lasers so you don't have to waste your weapons and arrows on this guy. If you just face forward from the entrance you should be able to reflect it back, no lock-on required. Looking around, I guess you could fly up and shoot down the balloons holding up that bomb barrel above it, but honestly? You shouldn't even have to do that if you're good at parrying. Use the boosted updraft to get onto the platform with a chest in the corner or use a Fire Arrow to get it down, loot the crates and barrels as normal, and move on.

Middle Trial 5 - Here's your first rest opportunity. First things first, sneak up on that Fairy. You'll want the revives. Then onto the chests - A Knight's Broadsword, a Falcon Bow. and most importantly, armor! It only has three points, but slap those Hylian Trousers on pronto. Gather the materials in the room before you start on cooking - You'll want everything st your disposal from the get-go. The items you'll have at the end varies, but as a general rule: Cook up dishes with effects all together. What I mean by that is, for example, if you have defense-boosting items, cook them and nothing else all up together for a defense boost that doesn't give too much extra healing. Do the same with any attack boost, stamina boosts, etc. - Just cook each effect with others of that same effect and nothing else. Then you can start cooking up your other stuff together for proper healing, so you don't have to blow an effect you might want on health recovery. The one exception to the above rule is any hearty foods - Hearty Mushrooms, Hearty Bass, Hearty Radish, etc. Cook those ones all up one at a time. You'll get a full heal from each one, plus a bonus heart or two! Then, once you've got all your stuff cooked up and you've grabbed any remaining valuables from the room, like the axe sitting against the tree, it's time to move on.
(As a side note, after I collected the chests in this room, my sensor started reacting to another chest up past the wall near the apple tree - You don't seem to be able to reach it, wherever it is. A chest from another room of the trials that was already loaded or something for loading/testing purposes left too close to the trial proper and that wasn't caught in testing? Who knows)

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That should help get you through the first batch of middle trials. I don't remember too much after that point, but from there, the themes jump to fighting in the dark ala the quest for Ketoh Wawai Shrine with the Hinox (if I remember correctly I believe you do actually fight a Hinox here as well), then changes to a focus on Guardian Scouts after the next rest point. I'll probably do some writeups on these later portions some other time, but for now, I'm gonna take a break from writing because between this and answering prompts for an event I'm taking part in on another site I've been writing stuff for like two hours straight. Good luck with the trials, if you haven't beaten them already :0
07-05-2017
Lionheart261
@Anon Thanks for the tips. They really helped with the first few trials. I managed to find my way through the rest.

I also got through most of the final trials, but got stomped by the blue lynel on Room 17. Any tips for the last 7 trials, or just the final trials in general?
07-05-2017
Anon
No problem man :0 It was kind of fun writing up a simple walkthrough/tips thing for them. I've never made one before, but maybe I'll do one for all of the trials someday.

As far as the final trials go, there are two Lynels you have to face - The blue one you had trouble with, and a white one (or maybe a silver? I don't quite remember. IGN lists it as silver but honestly with my strat I didn't even see it for more than a few seconds really) a few floors later. Now, I've fought a lot of Lynels in my days in Hyrule, but I'll be honest, I just wasn't feeling bothering with them.
At some point along the way you should have found a chest with some Ancient Arrows - I believe the first rest floor of the final trials has some, and IGN reports that floor 10 of the trials has a chest hidden in lava somewhere with three Ancient Arrows. Floor 14 has a chest full of them hidden in an ice block - Don't waste your weapons or fire arrows on it, but if you have a flame-element weapon, you can just stand near it and it should melt after a minute or tw without losing durability or arrows. If you collect all of them, that should leave you with 9 total - More than enough for the Lynels and most (if not all) of the Guardians. Shoot an Ancient Arrow at the Blue Lynel (and later, the white/silver Lynel - It's not only stronger, but in a room with tons of other enemies as well!) and just get them gone. Nobody has time for that shit with such mediocre armor and limited weapons.
After the first Lynel is a rest area - Do the usual grabbing all the fairies, seeking out new food, cooking up your meals, grabbing the chests, etc.
From that area on you'll be facing Guardians, and lots of them. The first room alone has six Decayed Guardians. Try to reflect their lasers back at them, but if too many are targeting you at once (I had three active at one point), don't be afraid to hide behind a tree or something so one or two lose track of you so you can deal with them one on one. That said, don't use your Ancient Arrows just yet unless you're real desperate - These guys have only 500 health, and it's kind of a waste.
The next floor is just you and a Guardian Stalker... And some horses! What I did was tame one of the horses and ride it into battle, ramming it into the Guardian over and over until its legs were gone and it was knocked over and dying. Saves you some weapons/an Ancient Arrow and a fair chunk of the danger coming from reflecting their lasers.
The next room has a Guardian Skywatcher, the flying ones. These guys can be obnoxious to deal with - I've had a harder time reflecting their lasers back than I have with any other Guardian variety. I'd recommend climbing up on one of the pillars until you can stand, waiting for it to start to fly by, then jumping and gliding off, and bullet timing with an Ancient Arrow to the eye when it notices you. Between the two arrows we're using on the Lynels and this, I believe you should have around six left if you got them all. Actually, there might be more, but tbh I don't remember.
The next room has a Guardian Stalker, and Guardian Skywatcher, and a Guardian Turret. It's been a while, but I believe I took down the Turret first, climbing up next to it and shooting it in the eye repeatedly so it couldn't hit me. Then I took down the Skywatcher with some laser deflection, but again, I'd probably recommend an Ancient Arrow for this one. And then the horses are back, making the Guardian Stalker a piece of cake without having to use your weapons. If you used the Ancient Arrow on the Skywatcher, that should leave you with five left(saving one of them for that last Lynel, of course). But hey, the next floor is the final one, so if you want to use three of those arrows here, it's not a big deal. Just make sure you have one in your inventory for the next floor.
This next floor has the last Lynel, as well as a Guardian Turret and a metric shitton of Mounted Bokoblins. Bows are your friend here. With the Ancient Arrow you saved, snipe the shit out of that Lynel so it won't give you trouble. One down. From there, make sure you aren't noticed by the Turret and shoot the Bokoblins off their horses with your bow - I believe they're all red, so it shouldn't be too tough. Then the Turret can be dealt with in a few ways - Some perfect parries, repeated arrows to the eye from up close, or just shooting it in the goddamn face with any Ancient Arrows you might have left. Either way, if you've gotten this far, it shouldn't be too much trouble.
Once that's done, bam! You've completed the Trial of the Sword. Run up the stairs and collect your prize of a fully powered Master Sword and a nice cutscene. (If you want to take it seriously, wear some proper clothes like the Champion's Tunic and Hylian Trousers or the Hero of the Wild set before you enter the trials. If you want to struggle to take it seriously/just want to be silly, wear something really goddamn stupid, like a Moblin Mask and the Tingle shirt and tights or something. God, I love how you can wear such stupid shit in this game and totally kill the mood of some cutscenes. It's genuinely wonderful.)

Hopefully that helps! I didn't actually play through the trials for this post - I used the data from IGN and my own memory for it. I'll probably play through the final trials again later and see if I can come up with any more specific tips, but this should give you somewhat of a start at least :d Good luck my dude!
07-05-2017
Lionheart261
@Anon Thanks again, but do you have any tips for the final trials in general? Because apparently the room 4 horse archer bokoblins that I wrecked almost effortlessly the first time around paid a visit to Old Kai and got their fullest potential unleashed. Or I'm just suddenly a dumbass. Either or. >:(
07-06-2017
Lionheart261
Actually, never mind. I managed to clear the trials.

Thanks for all the help. =)
07-06-2017
oceanboy86
@Anon
Nice walk through, I think. Again I still don't own a Switch so I can't confirm any of that being accurate.

So uh, I actually found my rant due to web or browser caches but I deleted most of it because it was pretty bad.
The gist of it was, when I first heard about the Switch through a podcast a small comment was made toward the Switch being a more game-like use of the technology created for smartphones.
I considered this a horrible idea because I know how bad the battery health is for smartphones.
Again, not battery life, battery health. Battery life is how long the battery lasts when using it, battery health is how long it takes for the battery life to start sucking really bad because of frequently being used.

For a console you plan on using often, you obviously want a good battery health.

Yeah so that's why I was and am so concerned about the battery life after 4 months.

5 now isn't it? I don't even know.


So uh, hope things are going well with your family.
07-12-2017
oceanboy86
@Lionheart261
Sweet dragonball reference.
07-12-2017
Freezachu92
Gee, there's a flash flood coming, I sure hope my friends and family don't die! haha, I'm actually kind of scared
07-13-2017
MasterSango
@Freezachu92
The severe storms happening delayed my nocturnal flight out of Chicago.
Then we flew through the air with lightning flashing in the clouds on both sides of the plane.
Just don't take shelter in the basement if you have electronics down there because flooding plus electricity is not a good combo.
Here's hoping you and your loved ones are safe.
07-13-2017
Freezachu92
@MasterSango
Hey, thanks for that last comment. It turns out I was worried over nothing!
I don't know, this was just the first time I got a warning on my phone. It seemed pretty dangerous.
I guess I kind of freaked out too much, in retrospect.
But yeah, the rain didn't really affect anything in the end. All is good.
07-13-2017
MasterSango
@Freezachu92
Glad to hear that you are safe.
07-14-2017
purple5775
Wow its been about 6 months since i was last on this site. Glad to see the comment thread isn't overrun with anime freaks like it used to be.
07-14-2017
Lionheart261
Was it? Huh. I don't recall seeing anything like that.

It was overrun by Steven Universe fans for a while, tho. I may or may not have contributed to that. ;)

Anywho, have any of y'all read this new 17776 thing? I just discovered it yesterday, and it's great. It's got the weirdest premise ever, but it's great. Here's the link:
https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football
You guys should check it out if you like sci-fi, existentialism, philosophical musings, and comedic banter akin to that you may find in a reddit thread or on this very site.
07-16-2017
freezachu92
@purple5775
┬┴┬┴┤ ° ͜ʖ °)

ohayou.
07-17-2017
Splash Attack
Did Nuz die again?
07-17-2017
DekuNut
It's been six months, so that's obviously the only explanation
RIP Nuz
07-19-2017
oceanboy86
"I'm still getting back in the swing of things (and over jetlag) but I'm hoping to get cracking on the next comic soon...until then thanks for checking in as always!"
Nuz

Sure you are Nuz, sure you are. We know better than that.

Who here was around during the fire red finale days!
I wasn't but I've heard their stories.
07-21-2017
Anon
So. Splatoon 2, anyone?
I'm not surprised the eShop servers went down but damn. Took nearly an hour just to buy the thing. It's almost 2:30 I'm still waiting on my download to finish lol.
07-26-2017
oceanboy86
@Lionheart261
Huh, so the 17776 thing subtitle threw me off of checking it out but I gave it a glance and wow, might be sticking with this for a while.

@Anon
Nope sorry, still don't have a Switch. Looks great as ever though and I'm loving the Miiverse posts.
07-26-2017
Lionheart261
@oceanboy86 Glad you liked it.

@Anon Heh, yeah. The memes in my Tumblr feed were indeed plentiful regarding that matter. Although, now that I think about it, I think half of those memes were yours, lol. ;)

Anyway, have you seen the SU SDCC trailers?
07-28-2017
Hell(o)
Silly @DekuNut. We all know that Nuz died a long time ago! He only returns from the dead every five years and gives us a comic, then goes back to sleep.

(where are you nuz ;-;)
07-30-2017
Just Some Lurker
Hey @Lionheart261 @oceanboy86, if you enjoyed 17776's style and characters you may want to check out Homestuck. It doesn't have as interesting a setting, but the characters and their interactions are great and it actually has a plot and lasts for more than a couple of pages.
07-30-2017
Just Some Lurker
Hey @Lionheart261 @oceanboy86, if you enjoyed 17776's style and characters you may want to check out Homestuck. It doesn't have as interesting a setting, but the characters and their interactions are great and it actually has a plot and lasts for more than a couple of pages.
08-02-2017
oceanboy86
@Just Some Lurker

Hey as much as I appreciate you suggesting webcomics(/ interactive fiction/ choose your own adventure/anime/videgames/soapbox/degeneracy/whatever conglomerate of the internet Homestuck is classified as)


because I'm always looking for new ones.
I
Hate
Homestuck.

So sorry not interested. I'd rather sit here drinking my Szeuchaun sauce and finishing my print collection.

I have my own suggestions if you wanna hear them, but only if you do.
08-05-2017
YerBoi
Turns out, Nuzlocke was just trying to create a social media site.. He couldn't figure out how, so he built a large following of a webcomic, and then just left them to talk about whatever in the comments section.

This is the new facebook, people.
08-06-2017
MasterSango
@YerBoi

I found my husband-to-be on here, so I will consider that a success.
08-06-2017
Sceptile Blademaster
Hey Nuzlocke.

I'm sure most people would chip in a few dollars each month on patreon if it meant more frequent updates to this comic.

I certainly would.
08-11-2017
DekuNut
I'd be down to support Nuz on Patreon.
08-14-2017
Hell(o)
Guys I'm starting to get bored. Why isn't Nuzlocke returning from his 1000 year slumber.
08-15-2017
oceanboy86
@MasterSango

Any word on whether or not we are getting invited to that wedding as we non-personally witnesses the courtship?

hehe, non-personally because it wasn't personal given the online nature of this site.
08-15-2017
MasterSango
@oceanboy86

Thank you for asking!
Mad Prophet wants to wait until we live together to get married.
We are still living in different states while he finishes college and I work to save up money to move.
We estimate that we will be ready for marriage in about two years.
I'll ask him about invitations for the Nuz crew. =3

08-17-2017
oceanboy86
@Sango
Sweet. I'm always looking to add more weddings to my resume.
Anyways good luck with the long distance, the people who say it doesn't work are just the people who didn't work hard enough to make it work.
08-21-2017
OwliverQueen
At this point, a new Pokémon game will be announced and released before Nuz comes back.
08-21-2017
Lionheart261
@MasterSango Maybe you could have someone post a link to the livestream of the wedding or something the day of, so we can all watch it that way.
08-21-2017
Anon
@OwliverQueen
Well, if you count new versions, like Emerald of Ruby and Sapphire or Crystal of Gold and Silver, as new games, we've already got the announcement down. USUM were announced on June 6, 2017. If Nuz doesn't update by November 17, we'll have the release covered, too.

@MasterSango
Dude, if you'd be down for it, I'll second Lion's suggestion of livestreaming it for those of us who can't attend in person :0 Being stuck up here in Maine with a full-time job is pretty shit when it comes to getting around and doing things, but I could probably at least watch for a while!

Also, completely off topic, but I got the broken captcha four times in a row trying to post this. Cmon, Nuzsite, get your shit together.
08-23-2017
Hell(o)
@Anon

Wasn't the answer to the captcha "ruby"? Also why is the md5 sum stored on the user's computer?
08-30-2017
Lionheart261
Alright, let's do a head count here:

Who here is still alive?

Also, 4 protag captchas. Jesus, Nuz. Have mercy.
09-01-2017
QuickT
I always lurk, just never post

I check daily ;w;

or I try
09-01-2017
Hell(o)
Well I'm kinda here. I usually reread the entire thing even though I've basically memorized the while thing.
09-02-2017
Anon
I'm still here and still getting protag captchas and still not fuckin working on my Nuzlockes. Rip lmao
09-02-2017
GuyWithAnOpinion
present
09-03-2017
aaaggghhhh
aaagggghhhhh
09-03-2017
Archibald the Third of Romania
AAAGGGGHHHHH
09-04-2017
Hell(o)
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

But seriously wtf nuz why tho
09-04-2017
Hell(o)
aaaaaahhhhhhhhh
https://twitter.com/Nuzlocke/status/833569811619684352
09-04-2017
Anon
Oh man, I remember hearing about that. Sucks when you lose something like that. At least they'll live on in the comics and fans Nuz built.

Off topic but sort of on the topic of characters and stuff, anyone here on toyhou.se/want to join toyhou.se? It's a character storage site that also has forums and shit (which ngl I never use but hey). You can tag them, sort em into folders, give them descriptions and galleries, do subtabs for them so you can have AUs or spoilery stuff separate from their main profile, etc.? You need a code to sign up but I upgraded to premium the other day so I can generate some if you wanna get in on it. Might be good for storing Nuz stuff and whatnot. Like I've been uploading characters from my wip Nuzlocke-inspired Splatoon adaptation lately so I mean. Same difference right? Ż\_(ツ)_/Ż Hmu if you want a code I guess haha
09-04-2017
oceanboy86
Ok some of you that's kind of weird.

I'm here, I only check occasionally.
09-04-2017
aaagghhhposter
AAAAGGGGHHHHH
09-07-2017
Hell(o)
@Anon I would like one, but it's filled with furfags. Literally the front page is filled with furries and shit.
09-08-2017
Anon
Oops some of those might be mine lol. I don't have any anthro characters, admittedly, but there's a whole fucking lot of feral animal ones. When in doubt, just use it as storage and don't interact with people? That's what I do, hah.
09-09-2017
freezachu
I'm still sort-of here, but I've been kind of busy/distracted lately. Summer kind of puts me in a daze, and other stuff has been happening,
But yeah, I check twice a month at least.
Awoogaboohgaboo
09-17-2017
Drew The Useless Mage
One day we will see an update of pokemon hard mode, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, probably not even this year, but one day... one day.
09-21-2017
AngryRedJuiceBox
Hard mode?
*smokes cigar*
That's a name I haven't heard in a long time...
09-23-2017
Hell(o)
Damn man why do you have to give me the feels.
09-30-2017
DeMarco Murray
aaagggghhhhh
09-30-2017
Freeze
Scarecrow, I don't know if you will see this, but my comp is being weird. My phone is working though. What is your email?
10-03-2017
oceanboy86
@Freeze
What kind of problems? I am also computer man. And you already have my email.
10-03-2017
Lionheart261
Well, we've officially passed the number of Pokemon in the first gen games with regards to comments on this post.
Let's see if we can make it to 802.
10-04-2017
Charmeliam
I still check as often as I can in hope of an update.
In the meantime I play as many nuzlocke runs as I can in tribute.

As much as I love the artwork, it's phenomenal, I'm more invested
in the storyline, so I would be fine with nuz going back to stickman
drawings as it would save so much time!! I want to see Ruby's adventures
in kalos and alola!

Big hello to the rest of the fans who still check this site, it's always nice
checking and seeing that people are still here!
10-07-2017
REPOsPuNKy
Lets hope for another yearly update at Christmas or new years. Still really love to work though!!
10-07-2017
REPOsPuNKy
Imeant "the" not "to". My bad.
10-07-2017
REPOsPuNKy
... Goddamn it.
10-08-2017
Antonio Brown
help
10-11-2017
freezachu
@Oceanboy86
No, my computer's fine actually!
Sorry for the misunderstanding, Scarecrow and me were doing a
writing thing, and I was trying to contact him.

I'm still super open for talking though. Just tell me when you're
on Steam and i'll be there.
10-11-2017
freezachu
@antonio
What do you need help with?
10-14-2017
Antonio Brown
My finances
10-17-2017
Hell(o)
Ok Nuz we get it, it's funny. Now please show us that comic. Please.
10-21-2017
freezachu92
hey guys, if you like relaxing music, check out A L E X on SoundCloud.
I really like some of his stuff.

So long me, Bowser!
10-30-2017
QuickT
Tomorrow is the month of spookiness, will we be loved?

Probably not
But I am planning on starting a nuzlocke comic of my own, any tips from fellow comic makers? I am experienced in doing it
10-30-2017
Anon
@QuickT
I haven’t gotten to actually do any of my own comics yet, but as a creator in general, make sure you’re having fun with what you’re doing. Don’t burn yourself out because you feel obligated to push out updates. If you do that, you’ll stop wanting to work on your project AND the quality of the work you’re putting out will drop, and that’ll just suck for everyone. If you gotta pull a Nuz and not update for a while, your readers will understand - I mean, shit, just look at us all still hanging around here despite everything ;p (Just maybe give them a bit of a heads up on it if you can instead of vanishing for a year and a half, lol)
10-30-2017
Charmeliam
Just realised that Nuz is actually like Jacob from Lost.
He created a set of rules that we all follow and nobody ever sees him but we follow him blindly anyways.
10-30-2017
Angrynoob
In the famous words of Nuzleaf, "Everything is happening for a reason" @Charmeliam
11-01-2017
QuickT
Thanks @anon, i'll be sure to do so.
I've actually started on working on a comic
but i started it when i was 12
So

It's garbage
11-01-2017
Mighty Raccoon
Quality over Quantity any day.
11-04-2017
GuyWithAnOpinion
Words to live by round these parts.
11-12-2017
Ky
When will nuzlocke return from the war?
11-14-2017
Anon
It's crazy to think I first read these comics way back in 2014. I still pop back here from time to time to check for any updates. Hoping these comments help keep the dream alive, I just want to find out what happened to Bruce...
11-14-2017
Anon
I feel you, other Anon. I first read these back in... I want to say maybe 2011, 2012? Keep holding onto that hope, my dude. We’ll see it someday.
...Or we’ll die trying. Either way :p If nothing else, the fact that we’re still here proves we’re gonna live together rather than die alone.
11-15-2017
Lionheart261
Oh no, now there are two Anons! I can't tell which one's the old one and which one's the new one!

Oh! I know!

What is your opinion on Salmon Run in Splatoon 2?
11-15-2017
Anon
grIZZ ALWAYS GIVES ME THE SHIT WEAPONS AND IM GONNA FUCKING FIGHT HIM
also someone tagged that fucking salmon run dream post with #Grizz’s Dick Smasher and I think a part of my soul left my body
Like it’s just fucking gone my guy
11-16-2017
oceanboy86
@Sango and Anon
Huh, due to layout and Fung schway changes, I have downgraded to watching TV off of my 25 inch computer monitor, so I guess I can't claim to be as much of a resolution snob anymore.
And Sango my wedding resume is getting bigger as I've been asked to run Spotify during the ceremony for one of my friends.

Also is anyone looking for an apartment because I'm looking for a roommate.
11-17-2017
Lionheart261
"grIZZ ALWAYS GIVES ME THE SHIT WEAPONS AND IM GONNA FUCKING FIGHT HIM
also someone tagged that fucking salmon run dream post with #Grizz’s Dick Smasher and I think a part of my soul left my body
Like it’s just fucking gone my guy"

Okay, so now we know who's the OG Anon. ;)

You ever thought about changing your nickname?
11-17-2017
Freezachu92
Where do you live Ocean
I’m tryin to get elsewhere
11-17-2017
Garnet
Yknow, I was gonna be like ‘Nah I’ve been Anon for like three years now lol’ but then I realized at least one of you follows my blog anyway so like. I’m barely Anon already haha
So yeah fuck it I guess I’ll actually show my shit ass face around here after all :p
11-18-2017
oceanboy86
@Freezachu
Ask Wlidest F.
(Remember that, nearly 3 years ago)
First off can you afford $350 a month+ utilities? Send me a Steam message.
Actually bad idea, send me a roll 20 message as I haven't been getting on Steam nearly as much as I used to.
11-22-2017
QuickT
Why don't we play a game while we wait for the next page on here?
Like uh

My hill yeah that game

Fairly Easy game yeah, all someone does is say "my hill" and then bam the next people have to try and take it from them by doing something stupid and then saying
"My hill"


god this idea is stupid but seeing these comments like this make me sad

so uh

My hill
11-22-2017
Garnet
I douse the hill with gasoline and light it on fire, then run naked through the flames, screaming incoherently.
My hill.
11-23-2017
King of the hill
I make use of the ashes and plant some flowers in the fertile soil of my hill.
11-24-2017
QuickT
I shoot both of you off the hill, my hill
11-24-2017
Garnet
Jokes on you, now that I’m a ghost I can haunt the hill.
My hill.
11-25-2017
King of the hill
Who you gonna call?

My hill.
11-26-2017
oceanboy86
Goddamnitt Bobby!

My hill.
11-27-2017
Human Person
I ate a sandwich

My hill
11-27-2017
King of the hill
Do you want to get ants? Because that's how you get ants.
11-27-2017
King of the hill
Oops,

My hill.
11-27-2017
Garnet
Don’t worry guys, I have bugspray, so I can protect my hill.
11-27-2017
QuickT
I use the poltergeist 3000 to get rid of Garnet, and then give King of the hill a royale BOOT off of

MY HILL
11-28-2017
Lionheart261
I suppose I shall join in the game as well.

I am actually Lion the lion, which means that I can teleport places by screaming. I teleport onto your hill and then give you a great big lion hug, pressing my mane up against your face. At the same time, I give you your own hill...inside of the airless pocket dimension contained within my mane, from which you can escape only if I permit it. I then sit down and scan the field for any foolish challengers to my dominion.
My hill.
11-28-2017
King of the hill
What the actual fuck?

My hill.
11-28-2017
QuickT
Through sheer will power I burst through your mane, and then promptly kick you off the hill with the power of 10000 tards.
I also push King of the Hill off the hill since he obviously isn't.

My hill
11-28-2017
QuickT
Through sheer will power I burst through your mane, and then promptly kick you off the hill with the power of 10000 tards.
I also push King of the Hill off the hill since he obviously isn't.

My hill
11-29-2017
Poturtle
Wait...
Sango and Prophet are getting REAL_LIFE MARRIED?
Jesus, the things you miss in 3 months.
Also, Sup guys?
11-29-2017
QuickT
Hi Poturtle, we're having a war over a hill as we wait for the next update
God I hate that ruby captcha
11-29-2017
King of the hill
Over what hill?
Oh, that's right, my hill!
11-30-2017
oceanboy86
What's up guys?
In going to Canada for some reason.
Okay see you around.
12-02-2017
VVR
Fuck this. I'm done caring. Fuck you Nuzlocke. Way to give a shit about your fans.
12-02-2017
King of the hill
Who stepped on your dick? Damn that's some cropped up anger.
12-02-2017
CaptainJ
4432 is the number to beat, let's see how far we can go until Nuz returns in 2032.
12-03-2017
King of the hill
203
12-04-2017
Ánonymous
It's already December. Where's the next page of the comic?

And the Pokémon Hard Mode protagonist captcha is still broken.
12-05-2017
Lionheart261
Eh, tbh, I've kinda stopped caring if it'll update or not either. At this point, I just come here for the convos.
12-07-2017
BigBoy
Woah I just found this in my bookmarks, I completely forgot. This takes me back, I wonder if it'll ever update again?
12-07-2017
MeMe
@BigBoy
12-09-2017
Geoffery McFroggenstien
...So Nuz is still gone, huh..?

...I wonder if this'll ever surpass the number of comments from that older post..?
12-09-2017
AR Aryan
bro dont need to update comic every day . just post atleast a full stop . so that i know u are alive
12-09-2017
Garnet
Do y’all mind Zelda DLC not-really-since-it-was-in-the-trailer-spoilers? Cause fuckin uh

I just killed Ganon while riding a motorcycle and I don’t think anything I experience will ever top that
12-10-2017
electriccombines
Happy holidays y'all. Here's hoping for a sign of life from Nuz before the new years.
.-.
12-10-2017
iis quaaaan
ey where's episode 12 of hard-mode
12-10-2017
Uhhhhhhh
Uhhhhhhh sorry, episode 12 of hard-mode machine broke
12-11-2017
Hell(o)
Understandable, have a nice day *cries in the corner*
12-12-2017
Gryphon
Good thing Yearly Update - The Web Comic is coming out soon(ish)! Too bad Nuzlocke died again though. He even said he would be on top of it.
12-13-2017
MasterSango
I like how everyone checks the site in December looking for that yearly update.
We are all still here waiting with hope in our hearts.
12-13-2017
QuickT
Man, doesn't even feel like a year since the last update..feels like 2 months ago...wow


Oh well, i'm sure we'll get something
R-Right?
S-S-someone check his twitter
12-13-2017
Icecoldbaby991
If i dont post again im prpbably dead. Just thought maybe someone should know. Ok done. Bye.
12-13-2017
Sir Percival
Wow, that was depressing. Ok who here likes SU? New season’s coming out !


Hop on that SteveBomb trainnn!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!
12-13-2017
BigBoyDedede
Can't wait for the christmas gift of a new update
12-19-2017
Groose Legacy
Nuz... Come back. We miss you, I check back on this site every day, I don't care anymore and we've all come to expect these long periods of silence. you dont even have to apologize or explain just come back
12-22-2017
oceanboy86
Geoffrey, it's been a while since I've heard from you.


So,still no update.
Oh Canada ended up not happening, sorry if I got anybody's hopes up.
12-22-2017
Ánonymous
Do you think Nuz will return this Christmas or has he finally moved on from this comic and Pokémon games?
12-22-2017
Geoffery McFroggenstien
Hey Oceanboy- it's been forever, hasn't it? Hope all's well on your end, thought I'd check the old place out since it's been a while but... Sigh... No dice here, it seems.
And I'm not sure if you're the same Ánonymous as before- but it's a bit early to say he's given up yet... I guess he lost his motivation for this project years ago, and is just updating to keep us happy..? I've been doing my yearly rounds on this site ever since I started uni, and the one thing I've learned from it is that he tends to upload just when you think he's given up, haha!
12-22-2017
Garnet
I dunno about Ánonymous with the accent, but I’m the Anon who’s been lurking around here for a few years now, lol. If nuz’s life is anything like mine, he’s probably being absolutely slammed by actual responsibilities and doesn’t have a ton of time to work on his creative projects, hah. God knows I’ve been sitting on like. Fuck. I want to say three Nuzlockes? For a good year or two now haha. And the ideas for a fourth... and a fifth... god help me
12-23-2017
GuyWithAnOpinion
Hey guys, I might forget to look here on Monday but I just wanted to wish you guys a Merry Christmas. I hope everyone here spends some time to relax and enjoy the holidays.
12-24-2017
Mustungun
Merry Christmas you guys. I love all of you. A great hug from Italy. Hope you all spend a great holiday!
12-25-2017
Garnet
Merry Chrysler, guys :0 Here’s to another year of spamming the fuck out of the Nuzlocke comments, lol
12-25-2017
Geoffery McFroggenstien
Merry Christmas folks, hope's not lost entirely for an update this year, right?
12-26-2017
Ánonymous
Well, I think this made it official: This comic is dead.

Too bad Nuz will leave Ruby's story unfinished.
12-26-2017
David García Dávila
Maybe my children will see this comic end.
12-27-2017
Hell(o)
I'm bored. Did nuz smoke another mystery joint
12-27-2017
AndrewWK22
Been a long while since I last commented here. Hope you all had a good
Christmas! Here's hoping for an update before next December.
12-29-2017
oceanboy86
@Geoffrey McFroggenstien
Yeah things are pretty good on my end. Tight holidays, good job. Got some computer issues thought.

You aren't interested in DnD are you?
12-29-2017
Cookie
I'd just say chill, there was that one time he went on hiatus for like 2 years and then came back.
01-01-2018
Freezachu92
Calling out to the Scutmobile Crew.
If any of you read this, please meet me at the old Roll20 site. I need to talk.
01-01-2018
Freezachu92
Calling out to the Scutmobile Crew.
If any of you read this, please meet me at the old Roll20 site. I need to talk.
01-01-2018
Poturtle
(I was never on the roll20 sight but hey nice to
hear from ya buddo.)
Also Happy New Year my dudes!
01-02-2018
Geoffery McFroggenstien
Happy New Year, guys! Who knows? We might get an update this year!

@oceanboy86 I'd love to do a D&D sesh with you guys at some point- I was bummed out when I missed the opportunity to do it with you and Feraligatr all that time ago... Still, I'm rammed with uni work and house work and job work most of the time, but I should be free in the summer to join!
...Even though that's a pain to wait util then, haha...

Also, it's amazing to see so many old faces back here! Do you guys all check back every year, too?
01-02-2018
Geoffery McFroggenstien
Happy New Year, guys! Who knows? We might get an update this year!

@oceanboy86 I'd love to do a D&D sesh with you guys at some point- I was bummed out when I missed the opportunity to do it with you and Feraligatr all that time ago... Still, I'm rammed with uni work and house work and job work most of the time, but I should be free in the summer to join!
...Even though that's a pain to wait util then, haha...

Also, it's amazing to see so many old faces back here! Do you guys all check back every year, too?
01-03-2018
QuickT
I now fear coming onto this website and seeing the "cancelled" update


or the website being down

Now that Myths of Unova finished and it's a hard life is pretty much on the same boat as Nuzlocke, i'm starting to regret coming into the nuzlocke world



But just a little
01-03-2018
Garnet
Yo, if you need some comic recs, I’ve been following a couple I’ve enjoyed quite a bit that I could suggest for you? (And also, I’ve read most of the runs up for voting over on the forums for the comic categories and lemme tell you what choosing between them was a bitch cause I liked them all so much, so that’s a good place to check in the meantime lol)
01-05-2018
QuickT
If your talking to me then by all means yes
01-06-2018
Hell(o)
I mean i'm bored so recommend me some too.
01-06-2018
Lionheart261
@Garnet Yeah, with Myths done and possibly being Kynim's last run, I could use some other 'lockes to fill the void.
01-06-2018
Garnet
Sounds good! I’m working full time and I’ve got a bunch of shit to do around here with all the cold and storms and stuff we’ve been dealing with, but gimme a couple days and I’ll put together a compilation of runs I follow for you guys :0 Might make a blog out of it so I can update it later and you can follow it, even.
01-07-2018
Cool to see you peoples too (:
This is freezachu, by the way.
01-07-2018
past ghosts
rip nearly a year again
01-08-2018
Wasimow
Anyone expecting something in two days? I'm feeling lucky :d
01-08-2018
QuickT
It feels right but I don't think we should hope for anything, after all Nuz has kinda..vanished from...everything
01-10-2018
DekuNut
It's been a year to the day since we last saw the Pokemon Master known as "Nuzlocke"
On this day of sadness, we look back on his work, and wonder to ourselves: where is he now?
01-10-2018
Anon
Nah, he's done. It was more than a year between the last post and this one, and now it's going to be more than a year between this one and the next. Face it, folks. Nuzlocke himself has moved on. We're the ones keeping this alive.
01-10-2018
oceanboy86
@Geoffery McFroggenstien

Yeah pereferabbly earlier than just Summer. Sessions are probably definitely going to be on weekends if that helps.
And I'm pretty sure I wasn't part of our "original" DnD sesh.
01-10-2018
Sean
I think he doesn't want to do more. He said on Twitter last year that his 3DS was stolen along with the Pokemon in the comics that were in Pokemon Bank. He complete the white run a long time ago and has working off notes.
01-14-2018
OrangeCrush980
Oh no, we didn't get a yearly update for 2017!
01-16-2018
Not Nuzlocke
lol no update he's ded for real this time
01-17-2018
Gabey
It has been 372 days I guess our lord and savior is dead now
01-18-2018
Double A
Goodnight, sweet prince
01-22-2018
bumblefeet
I just really wanted to know how it ended.
01-23-2018
Sceptile Blademaster
This guy is too talented to not do this and make a living from it. I know a ton of people would pay money for the work to continue.

Again, patreon is the way.
01-24-2018
QuickT
Miss ya Nuz
01-30-2018
Raylot
Venturing back here on a whim, procrastinating from work due to Monster Hunter withdrawal. I't nice to see that there's been a bustling community of concerned fans in this past year, but unfortunately for everyone i fear that we're here to witness the end on an era. I'd just like to say that i very much enjoyed reading this comic, and i appreciate the effect Nuzlocke had on the pokemon community. Of course I'd be ecstatic to hear Nuz returns once more, but perhaps it's time to let go. It's been real fellas, adios.
02-02-2018
jasa
RIP Nuz. He started a phenomena in pokemon. Goodbye sweet prince. We leave you with a 21 Remoraid salute.
02-02-2018
TwinSouls
I am curious what will happen this year for April First. For people who don't know that is the day that the yearly buy happens to own the domain name.

So, curious if nuz will renew or not.
02-08-2018
Gunz77
I'm still holding out hope that Nuz will come back. These comics never get old, and I hope he can find some inspiration and bring it back.

If this is really the end and he doesn't renew, I hope someone has archived all the chapters, because it would be a terrible loss if they just vanished forever.
02-09-2018
Lionheart261
Idk if anyone has archived the chapters, but I am more than willing to begin copying and saving these to my computer just in case push comes to shove.
02-10-2018
Lionheart261
Welp, I've got every entry of Hard Mode saved in a folder if the worst happens.

Think I may want to ask Nuzlocke's permission beforehand if I wanted to post them anywhere, but all of his social medias have been dead for months, so...hm.
02-11-2018
Yaman Kurt
I am another one of Nuzlocke's fans. I think I had started reading around the time Nuzlocke drew Ruby making a training montage with his team for Pokemon Red, and kept reading to this point. Since the last update so many months ago I have been checking whether Nuzlocke wrote anything or not, and I looked around the net for answers to his lack of online interactions and had read about his previous period of inactivity.

That gave me hope that Nuzlocke was just having real life difficulties, or just temporarily lost interest in the story... But its been 4 Fucking months since the last update Nuzlocke, if you plan for a hitaus then write about it, or say you are sorry or whatever, just stop making us question whether you are Dead or Alive.

If you are indeed dead, or had some sort of incident that justifies your disapearance, then I am sorry. If not then I hope you get off your ass and write something to let your fans know not to needlessly worry about you.
02-14-2018
QuickT
Happy valentines day guys
02-15-2018
Lionheart261
Hey, anyone know of any newer Nuzlocke comics that have been posted recently? With Myths done, I need something to fill the void.
02-15-2018
Garnet
Whoops I’ve been meaning to work on the webcomic recs blog for ages now but.. hghtjgjdkdo life

In the meantime I guess I’ll drop some quick suggestions here? Don’t expect a ton of detail cause it’s late and stuff but definitely consider checking em out :0

Okay first off! Nuzlocke on Ice. It’s a color/monolocke? As in the Pokémon has to be either a certain color and/or type, in this case either blue and/or water type. Takes place in Kanto (LeafGreen), starring Roland and his starter, Blueberry. Updates once a week I believe? Currently at Pewter City about to face Brock :0 Won gold for best protag and best rival in a comic run and silver for best supporting character in a comic run during this year’s nuzforums extravaganza!

Secondly! Burn Away. A gijinkalocke of Pokémon X. Has some interesting concepts regarding Pokémon abilities in their humanoid forms, good characters, and a nice art style :d Updates once a month (currently on hiatus until late March-early April or so iirc). Won gold for best art style and best supporting character in a comic and silver for best overall comic run during the extravaganza!

Thirdly, Break Free! A normal Nuzlocke of Pokémon Black. Ngl it’s been a while since I read through it but I remember binging it back when I first read it? Nice interpretations of the Pokémon designs imo :0 Tied for silver in saddest death in a comic during this year’s extravaganza. No set update schedule really, but it’s pretty consistent I think!

And another one! Kurukoo! It’s a Nuzlocke of Red. Pretty lighthearted and silly thus far (though there’s still some good character stuff going on too!), which is a nice break from serious serious stuff :0 No set schedule on updates I think? It’s been a bit since the last one, but with a bunch of comics to read hopefully that won’t be too big a deal lol. Tied for silver in funniest comic and won bronze for best rival during the extravaganza!

Still some more! The Pokédex Project. Another LG Nuzlocke, this one with normal rules :0 Good Pokémon designs, good characters, crazy improvement??? Also it is queer like me which is Nice haha. Currently on hiatus, but there’s a good deal to read in the meantime! Won silver for best protag in a comic run during the extravaganza!

And another! Alterity, an Emerald Nuzlocke. Holy shit I don’t think it clicked with me how long this comic has been running? It’s been going since 2012 hfhfjvjrid. Doesn’t update super often but man is it good. The characters have some quality interactions, and I love the interpretations of the Pokémon world, like the way it works and how Pokémon use moves and stuff??? Like holy shit the way Dustox uses Gust.. it’s so fuckin good my guys. Like damn. Won gold for best Pokémon and bronze for best overall comic during the extravaganza!

Okay okay one more.. ngl I’ve just been pulling these from the extravaganza results page since I’ve read a bunch of em there? But I digress lol. Acceptance, a Nuzlocke of Diamond. Another one of those Nuzlockes I haven’t read through in a while, and I’m not sure off the top of my head what it was, but something about it just clicked with me :0 Updates every other Friday atm, having just come off a two month break! Won silver for best Pokémon in a comic run during the extravaganza!

And ofc, any of the other runs featured here would be good as well, I’m sure! http://s7.zetaboards.com/Nuzlocke_Forum/topic/11055144/1/ Milos from home has piqued my interest, personally - From what little I’ve seen of it (which basically amounts to that preview for most improved comic hghrjckdkfk), it reminds me a bit of PMD? And if you know me you know I’m all about that Mystery Dungeon life lmao. So yeah, hopefully something here catches your eye!
02-17-2018
Lionheart261
@Garnet Oh, yeaah. Yeah, yeah, I remember reading Nuzlocke on Ice and Alterity. Loved both of those, but kinda fell out of one and I haven't checked the other one in like a year after it seemed to drop off the face of the earth.

Those others sound interesting. Just might check them out. Either that or get off my ass and try to do something with my runs, lol. I'm doing a Silver locke rn.

Weren't you working on some of your own? How are those going?
02-17-2018
oceanboy86
I'll recommend "What's Wrong with Me?" A Nuzlocke run of Quartz, one of the worst ROMs out there. It's a screenshot run with some bad art to give it an attempt at some well meaning story.

http://s7.zetaboards.com/Nuzlocke_Forum/topic/8705534/1/

Other than that I haven't read many others except Jhalls but that's a short one that can hardly be called a nuzlocke.
02-17-2018
Garnet
@Lionheart
Heh, yeah, Alterity’s update schedule is.. kind of hardmodeish, lol. Not suite so bad, but definitely not a super consistent schedule. That said, according to their tumblr it should be updating soon? They’ve been posting some wips from the upcoming page :0 gotta have some patience for that one, but it’s definitely a good comic!

Ooh, a Silver run, huh? I haven’t seen one of those in a while :0 Not since... Actually, I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a classic silver run that I remember? Good luck on it!

Ahhh, I’m such an ass about my runs, lol. I dropped my Alola runs because the games just were having trouble keeping my interest - I never actually beat USUM even though I got em both? It’s a shame, they’re good games, but I get so distracted and work has left me so busy I haven’t been able to play em, really. My Yellow/Vietnamese Crystal playthrough is on hold for now - I’m not actually sure if I still uhhh. Have the SD card my Yellow save was on? I might have to look through em to see. I know I lost one of my SD cards a while ago, but I can’t remember if it was the one with Yellow or not, oops. That said, I’m still working on my White Nuzlocke! Gotta finish grinding the unused team members for plot reasons and transferring the notes to a digital format to make sure I don’t lose em to the passage of time, but I finished the main gameplay like two years ago :0 I’m also lowkey planning my own gijinkalocke of Y (encouraged in part by Snooze, the creator of Burn Away), and just for fun I’m doing a mono-bug run of Ruby because of a joke during one of Snooze’s streams. Might document it? Not sure, lol, but I’ve got a doc for notes and stuff in case I decide to after all.

On a related but non-Pokémon topic, I beat Dark Chronicle for the first time in like seven years recently since I bought the rerelease on PS4, and I’m thinking of doing a retelling/rewrite of the story focusing on Monica? Not a challenge run exactly, but I’m considering playing through it without Max (aside from Max-only stuff, like certain quests and whatnot) once Monica joins the party for integrety’s sake, since in the concept that popped into my head Max was just straight up adapted out lol. It’s kind of nice doing a non-Nintendo retelling, actually? I love Pokémon and Zelda and Splatoon and all, but it’s good to take a break from them for a bit!

@oceanboy
Jfjgkgkdovkd oh man Quartz is. something lmao. I might check that one out sometime! :0 I love me some stupid ROMs - I wouldn’t be doing a Vietnamese Crystal run if I didn’t, lol~
02-17-2018
Garnet
In other news holy FUCK that was longer than expected
02-17-2018
Lionheart261
>Checks out Quartz run
>All the screenshots are ded because third party hosting.
;-;

Feels bad, man.

Also, @Garnet, are those all written, or are you planning on making them full comics? I just looked at the script for my dead Yellow nuzcomic, which I just might try reviving somehow. I'm still only semi dec at actually drawing things, but I've been thinking of maybe trying a sprite comic. I don't know if many people have done nuzlocke comics as sprite comics. There's probably a reason for that, but for now, it's still a possibility. There's also my long-dead Diamond run, and my Sun cartridge is still lying abandoned, but between school, fangames, and SU fanfiction, I'm somewhat hesitant to start any new projects.
02-17-2018
Garnet
Ah, those ones I know for sure I’m working on are all comics, actually! Well, except the Dark Chronicle one, lol.
The White one I’ve had planned as a comic since I started working on it... two years ago, I want to say? It focuses primarily on the Pokémon themselves, which is good for me since I’m b a d at drawing humans, haha. With any luck the few human characters will help me improve for my other comics, though, since they focus more on human(oids).
The Yellow/Vietnamese Crystal pair I’ve had planned as comics since they first announced the Yellow VC release, because there’s some details I want to include that work best in a visual medium since I feel like describing them would draw too much attention to them? Like subtle hints at the plot that could be mistaken for just an error in the art at first, but then you go back and reread later on and you’re like ‘oh shit THATS why that happened it wasn’t a mistake after all’.
The Gijinkalocke I’ve actually spoken with Snooze about briefly, after they mentioned how there’s not a lot of Gijinka comics taking place in Kalos? So I’m planning on doing that one as a comic as well to try and sort of fill the void, lol. I’m hoping I can make it stand out from theirs, but still have that same sort of high quality their run has! They expressed interest in what I’ve told them of the plot and they’re a cool dude, so I hope when I do start working on it that they like it :’)
Aaaaand off the Pokémon topic, my Splatoon stuff is a comic I’ve been planning for quite some time? I’ve actually worked out several major/secondary character designs and stuff for it already, and it’s probably my biggest project. I started work on it in the fall of 2015, I want to say? It actually began as a silly Miiverse thing told from the POV of my Agent 3, but since I remembered it and started taking it seriously this time last year it’s grown into a way more ambitious project than I ever expected. I’ve gotten gameplay and most story notes pretty much completed for both of the games’ single player stories, jotted down several worldbuilding notes, and I’m planning out a sequel that goes a bit further off the rails of canon? And by that I mean it basically becomes pure fanficy trashpile, but what the fuck ever, lmao. I’ve stopped giving a shit, really. Self-indulgent bullshit is fun. At least it doesn’t turn into a complete FFN-era Mary Sue hellscape ;p
That said, my on-again-off-again Zelda projects and (probably, if I document it) the bug monolocke are going to be written stories, like the Dark Chronicle one :0 Trying to keep both my writing and art muscles strong and healthy, yknow?

Ooh, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Nuzlocke sprite comic. If you decide to go through with it, you’ll have to send me a link! You don’t see many sprite comics around any more, and I feel like there’s some good potential for them in the Nuzlocke community! And oh man, I feel you on the whole dead runs and being too busy to really commit yourself to new projects thing. I really shouldn’t take on as many as I do, but my brain is a hellscape of whatever my hyperfixation of the month is, so even if I try to fight it I tend to end up drawn into another new project whenever it changes. I started work on the Dark Chronicle one... maybe like three, four days ago? God help my soul
02-17-2018
Lionheart261
@Garnet Neat!

And yeah, I'm working on a mock up of the prologue rn, using sprites from Spriter's Resource. And yeah, I feel your pain.

Does @anyone know where I can find a program where I can, like, plug in a downloaded font and it can generate text in that font based on what I type in? Rn, the only way I can set up dialogue is by copy pasting each separate letter in paint.net onto the text box, and that...my GOD it is tedious! So if there's some way I could just type out my dialogue and have text ready to go, that would be amazing.
02-26-2018
Lionheart261
Hello? Is anyone still alive?

Groan slightly if you're still alive.
02-27-2018
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02-27-2018
Lionheart261
Ah, Christ! The others must have succumbed to The Hiatus and turned into hollow, mindless zombies!

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02-27-2018
QuickT
Happy Pokemon day to those who still remain...
02-27-2018
Lionheart261
Oh, shit, yeah.

Happy Pokemon Day, y'all.
03-03-2018
Johnny
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
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03-03-2018
anon
my empire of gurt
03-03-2018
Lionheart261
My empire of hurt. ;-;
03-04-2018
Ernie
My empire of Bert
03-05-2018
Hurt Bert
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
03-06-2018
Elton
AND I THINK IT’S GONNA BE A LONG, LONG TIME
TIL TOUCHDOWN BRINGS ME ‘ROUND AGAIN TO FIND
03-06-2018
anon
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
03-07-2018
#Calleditbackin2016
I love these comics. I've been reading and following this site since my early high school years (I graduated in 2010 btw). I've read and re-read all of his content and it brings me joy every time. But is anyone else just severely irritated by the fact that Nuz does not and probably will not update even on a moderately consistent basis?

Like hey, you have a fan base.. not just any fan base, a LOYAL fan base - with people checking in for over a time span of 2 years to a site that remained dead silent - neglected by its creator. An ongoing thread containing almost 4,500 comments and now a new thread with almost 500... I know he's busy, and I know he probably has a lot of better stuff to do. Hell, the inspiration for the Nuzlocke challenges might even be dead and gone. But is it really too much to ask for even a little bit of communication? Maybe just even a "hey, this crap is getting monotonous and tiring, I don't want to draw pokemon anymore. Give me a minute to find something new." or "I'm busy and don't want to do this anymore" post. Idk, personally, I find it disrespectful to the loyal fans and followers of all this fabulous content to just keep them waiting, in the dark, for an undetermined amount of time... ugh.

*deep breath*

I love you, Nuz. You beautifully talented bastard. If I was talented enough to pick up this burden for you, I would in a heartbeat.

Signed,

Relentlessly Hopeful
03-07-2018
Geoffery McFroggenstien
@calleditbackin2016

I can't help but agree, it is annoying. It really shouldn't take much, and a lot of us have been hanging around here for over two years now. To be entirely ignored is irritating for anyone, and I think everyone here can agree with it.

At the same time, though, we don't fully know the circumstances. He may well not know we're still around here, maybe he thought that after a certain amount of time, we'd simply just lose interest and leave, whereas an update may draw more people back in the hopes to see more or something? Maybe he just wants the site to die...
(Which isn't likely since he referred back to our 4500 comments in the last Nuzocalypse in one of his updates)

Another aspect could be that he feels it's too awkward to update without getting a tonne of 'WHY DIDN'T YOU UPDATE YOU'RE THE WORST!!!!1" comments or something. Or maybe he has a form of depression and doesn't feel motivated enough to update- especially after his 3DS- with all his bros- was stolen, which stops him from wanting to update.

I agree entirely with you, though. I just wish he'd put... Something. Anything. Even one line to let us know what's going on. Because it's gotten to the point where it feels dismissive to us as fans... Anyway, here's hoping that something happens... Worst case scenario, the site won't be reupdated come April.

...But hey, at least we still have the Feraligatr's Yuku site, right?!

...No-one remembers that...
03-07-2018
QuickT
what if he is...actually dead
03-08-2018
Futt Bucks
I check on this site nearly everyday. If he's going to die, he should at least tell us!

Joking aside, surely info would come out that he passed somehow. Where he at tho?
03-08-2018
Lionheart261
Think he said Santa Clara or something once? Idk.

Also, yeah, I agree with the others. I really wish there was some communication from him. Especially in light of the site possibly going down.

Cuz, like, as I've said before, I've got all of the issues of Pokemon: Hard Mode archived on my computer and ready to upload on the forums or DA or somewhere so that the run isn't lost if the site goes down. But, you know, I'd appreciate a go-ahead from the actual creator before I essentially pirate all of his stuff(I'd figure out how to de-monetize it on whatever site I put it on beforehand if I actually did do that, but still). But all of his social media has been dead for months, and he hasn't posted here in a year. No other means of contact is at present available.

He might as well have been wiped off of the face of the Earth.
03-08-2018
electriccombines
all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces
bright and early for their daily races
going nowhere
going nowheeeerrrreee

been checking this site for an update for fuckin eons in internet time
i love ya nuz, hope you're alright, but this is some SALTY GARBAGE
03-10-2018
Hell(o)
@lionheart if you're uploading the archive then don't forget to archive the other comics like muh phoenix or the middle earth diaries.
I was surprised they exist!
03-10-2018
Lionheart261
Think Middle Earth Diaries is still on Youtube somewhere, but as for Muh Phoenix, consider it done.

Oh, also might download Space Cat and Speedrun while I'm at it.
03-10-2018
Lionheart261
Alright, so I double checked, and Middle Earth Diaries is still on Youtube. So, no need to archive that.

But now, everything-Hard Mode, Space Cat, Speedrun, and Muh Phoenix-have all been saved in their entirety on my computer.

Still really wish I could get in contact with the creators before I commit to posting things.

Has anyone heard from Tate or Federico Iglesias(Speedrun artist)?
03-10-2018
Garnet
I dunno about Tate - His DA, YouTube, and website all seem pretty much dead, and I can’t seem to find his Twitter or LinkedIn any more... Does anyone remember what band/song he’d done work on that animated music video for? Maybe we could find a way to get in contact with him through his credits there, if there’s any links and whatnot.

That said, FreeGlass is still active on Twitter!
https://mobile.twitter.com/freeglass
You could probably ask him there if he’d be cool with us making a non-profit archive of Speedrun, credited to him, for if this place goes down!

As far as hosting options go, it’s not the best one out there, but I do have the URL pokemonhardmode saved on tumblr - We’d definitely want to put em somewhere else, too, cuz tumblr kind of eats the quality of everything it touches, but it’d be an okay backup in case shit really hits the fan, especially considering the canon URL :0
03-10-2018
Garnet
Actually, in addition to his Twitter, FreeGlass is also on tumblr here:
http://freeglassart.tumblr.com
Assuming we got his permission, if we uploaded it to tumblr we’d most likely be able to @ him so it’s credited directly and easily. So that’s a plus!
03-10-2018
Garnet
Okay last one I think lol. Looking through his blog, I actually found a few unreleased pages of Speedrun? They were never posted here because of the cancelation, but they’re still around :0
http://freeglassart.tumblr.com/post/62673583370/speedrun-pages-036-to-040-never-officially
Okay NOW I’m done
03-10-2018
Lionheart261
@Garnet Oh, wow, nice!

Yeah, might see about contacting him for that, but idk if I'd want to host Hard Mode and the other comics on Tumblr due to their length and the fact that there are probably not too many of his fans on there. I was thinking making a thread in the Nuzlocke forums, if it's within the rules.

Ultimately, the main concern is making sure it's on a place where none of us profit off of hosting this stuff, because I'm pretty sure that'd be illegal.
03-15-2018
Hell(o)
Wow speedrun still has some pages left? I actually liked where the comic was going, even though it was a bit slow.
03-16-2018
Lionheart261
I contacted the artist behind Speedrun, and he agreed to let me post an archive of Speedrun on the Nuzlocke forums, so here it is.

http://s7.zetaboards.com/Nuzlocke_Forum/topic/11063990/1/#new

Not sure if and when I'll do so for the other comics, but for now, there'll be this, just in case.
03-17-2018
CyanDraws
I'm somewhat of a newfag to this website, but i'm definitely an oldfag to this series. I've been checking up on this site for about a month now... I knew about this series back when it started on /vg/. It's a shame to see ol' nuz isn't around anymore.

We'll miss you lad, but i'm thinking that perhaps we should make a discord or something. Anyone still checking these forums could go there, and if there ever was an update, it would be a place to easily notify everyone that either stopped checking, or gave up.
03-17-2018
CyanDraws
I have set up the bare bones, of what is a discord server. Don't just join and be dissapointed there is nobody in there and leave. Hopefully enough people will stop by this forum and join us.

https://discord.gg/XqVJKyY

03-19-2018
KidOmega
rip this webcomic.
and i thought you would stay for good.
i dont blame you though.
its time consuming making a comic.
it just sucks to see a part of my early adolescence fade away.
i love you and will always remember you. xx
03-19-2018
Wyatt Boyter
rip this webcomic.
and i thought you would stay for good.
i dont blame you though.
its time consuming making a comic.
it just sucks to see a part of my early adolescence fade away.
i love you and will always remember you. xx
03-19-2018
KidOmega/Wyatt Boyter
whoops double posted
03-19-2018
Q_Q
I wonder how things went so wrong
I turned around and he was gone
Where's Nuzlocke?
Now I'm searching for a little sign
A trail of slime he left behind

Where's Nuzlocke?

'Cause I'm so lonely all the time
Oh, where has Nuzlocke gone?
It tortures me all night and day
Where's Nuzlocke?
What could of made you run away?
Where's Nuzlocke?
What can I say? What can I do?
Please let me make it up to you
I long to read a new update
Oh, where has Nuzlocke gone?


My precious Nuz, where can you be?
Maybe you're behind that tree
I've looked high and I've looked low
Let me know, where did you go

I miss his art, I miss his tale, his updates now a little stale
Now my life's just an empty shell
Oh, where has Nuzlocke gone?
Your pen is sitting in a bong
This empty page, its been too long
Real life and a job have lead you from our happy home, and now I play my games alone
03-19-2018
Q_Q
I wonder how things went so wrong
I turned around and he was gone
Where's Nuzlocke?
Now I'm searching for a little sign
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Where's Nuzlocke?

'Cause I'm so lonely all the time
Oh, where has Nuzlocke gone?
It tortures me all night and day
Where's Nuzlocke?
What could of made you run away?
Where's Nuzlocke?
What can I say? What can I do?
Please let me make it up to you
I long to read a new update
Oh, where has Nuzlocke gone?


My precious Nuz, where can you be?
Maybe you're behind that tree
I've looked high and I've looked low
Let me know, where did you go

I miss his art, I miss his tale, his updates now a little stale
Now my life's just an empty shell
Oh, where has Nuzlocke gone?
Your pen is sitting in a bong
This empty page, its been too long
Real life and a job have lead you from our happy home, and now I play my games alone
03-19-2018
rip ip peep
Something wrong
I hold my head
Nuzlocke gone
A niqqa dead
03-21-2018
Anon
Before this site dies forever, I just want it to be known that traps are totally gay and Hale had the best comic.
Thank you & goodnight.
03-23-2018
Lionheart261
Alright, guys, we got 8 days.

If y'all need to say something and aren't on the Discord(link here: https://discord.gg/XqVJKyY), you might want to start thinking.

Here, I'll start with my thoughts:

"...He still hasn't fixed the fucking captcha?" ;)
03-24-2018
Garnet
Maybe the real captcha was the friends we made along the way
03-24-2018
Lionheart261
;-;
03-26-2018
Foxears
Updates even more infrequently than Hiatus x Hiatus. ;_;
03-27-2018
NecromancerCale
Not even my abilities can bring Nuzlocke back.
03-29-2018
Quiet Fan
I'm sad it has to end this way. Loved the comics for as long as it lasted.
03-29-2018
Hell(o)
Nuzlocke needs to be called again. Everybody, catch more nuzleafs/seedots until the energy awakens him
03-30-2018
Quiet Fan
I'm sad it has to end this way. Loved the comics for as long as it lasted.
03-31-2018
Nuzlocke
Site’s closing tomorrow, just letting you all know, have my reasons why, but they’re personal.

Thanks to all for being such good fans of the series, Baba Booey to y’all.
03-31-2018
Jonscreen
Thanks for the laughs Nuz. You changed the Pokemon fanbase for the better.
03-31-2018
XII
Thanks for everything, Nuzlocke. Was a great run while it lasted.
03-31-2018
Skeptical
If that was the real Nuzlocke, he'd have said this on Twitter or atleast updated this little blog.
03-31-2018
Garnet
Well, we’ll find out if that was the real Nuz if the site comes back up again this time. Or if it doesn’t.

See y’all on the other side.
03-31-2018
Eggs
it's like watching a doomsday clock count down...
03-31-2018
Pixy
I'm scared. Somebody hold my hand. Is this really the end?
03-31-2018
Impending Doom
I don't want this to end this way.
03-31-2018
Europe
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWNNNNNNN
03-31-2018
Impending Doom
I don't want this to end this way.
04-01-2018
PANICKING
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04-01-2018
n1k
it's been a fun ride
04-01-2018
Nuzleaf
Even now...I still believe...

This is all happening for a reason.
04-01-2018
Geoffery McFroggnstien
People of the website, please stay and hear an old veteran speak.

Do not fear. For two years we had endured without an update, and yet this page remained open. And for many years more (so long as Nuz has money to pay direct debit to keeping this place up) it will remain.

We stay, against the odds, against any chances and any changes, defiantly defying the abrading sands of the seemingly endless desert of updatelessness, to hope, maybe in vain, one day we may hear one more word from the creator of this haven.

Many have come and gone from this place. WildestFeraligatr, Anon, TheMadProphet... But we endure, and from the ashes of this site we build something entirely new.

...An entire comments section of shitposting and roleplay if it was anything like last time.

And also a community!
04-01-2018
young Eli
I'll miss everyone
04-01-2018
Garnet
You don’t need to mourn my disappearance, Geoffrey. Anon is still here, albeit under a different name. Too many anons spoil the comments and all that jazz ;p

Here’s to (with any luck) another year of shitposting!
04-01-2018
Lionheart261
Or if not, you know, we've got a Discord to hang out in should the worst come. https://discord.gg/BKmURfv
04-01-2018
ánonymous
Well, at least the site hasn't gone down.

And the captcha is still broken.

Everything seems to be in order.
04-01-2018
29 Barrels
Ha. Glad to see the comic's still going.

Perspective is a funny thing. Time flies and lasts an eternity at the same moment even from the point of the same things.
04-02-2018
lordsavor
I'm expecting an april fools nuzlocke joke and i'm dissapointed
04-02-2018
Double A
Welp.... still here. Still no updates.
04-02-2018
Poturtle
Huh...
Y'all got real sentimental there for a moment.
04-02-2018
Lionheart261
So he's still alive enough to renew the website(unless it's done automatically), but not alive enough to post on any of his social medias for over a year???
04-02-2018
Geoffery McFroggnstien
@Lionheart261

Yeah, we think it must be some kind of automatic direct debit, but we don't know. Still, the site's most likely going to still be up so long as Nuz has the account linked to it open, so I doubt it's going to be going anywhere soon.

Also, @Garnet, I totally forgot that you were still around- I remember you mentioning that you were the OG Anon before, haha! I wonder if any of the original crew still swing by here every so often?
04-03-2018
Poturtle
@Geof,
Sup. Still kickin'.
04-03-2018
anon
well, this whole april fools affair was anticlimactic
04-03-2018
oceanboy86
@Geoffrey and Poturtle

I'm still here.

Also I can't veiww the fire red comics but it's because I screwed up link saving on my phone.

Have fun you guys
04-03-2018
oceanboy86
Uh new problem.
I fixed link saving ( probably not actually called that but between autocorrect and url suggestions from Google blah blah delete cache and clear cookies)

And I still can't view them. Anyone else having this problem.
04-04-2018
Garnet
Hm, yeah. Something done fucked up. Looks like the comic pages are all automatically showing the latest page, rather than the ones they’re supposed to, and neither manually entering the page number through the url, going through the archives, or the first/previous buttons are fixing it. Not just Hard Mode, either - Happening with Space Cat and Speedrun too. Looks like, for now at least, the older pages of the comics are inaccessible from the Nuzlocke site.

At least that’s what’s happening on my iPad - If someone’s using a different device/browser and it works, let us know.
04-04-2018
ayylmao
On a laptop here. It's broken for me, too.
04-05-2018
Geoffery McFroggnstien
Yeah, same here... That's not good.

I noticed on the 2nd the site was temporarily down with a notice saying it had 'moved server'- not sure if that's affected it in any way...
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29 Barrels
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Pokemon Hardmode uses "http://nuzlocke.com/comics/" as a base, just append "000ruby.png" for strips 1-14, "000red.png" for 15-55, and "000white.png" for strips 56-62. Space Cat uses "http://nuzlocke.com/comics-spacecat/000space.jpg early, then switches to png for Strip 15 and beyond, and "http://nuzlocke.com/comics-speedrun/000speed.png" for every Speedrun strip, barring the last post, which does't really matter since it's the cancelling announcement and you can access it normally without issue.

Anyways, the bots. Not, sure how to fend them off. They're, attracted to the high number of posts here judging from the really high amount of them in the other posts with massive comment sections, but, I don't want to leave this place again. Might get trapped in a feedback loop.
04-08-2018
29 Barrels
@Geoffrey I exist again. Doubt you remember me, since it's been a long while.
04-08-2018
Lionheart261
Goddammit, I'm out of shells. Better switch to the next gun.

*Pulls out a pistol and fires off at the new bots.*

Die already, you robotic gambling addicts!
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Hey guys, Nuzlocke here, this online casino link thing is normal, I entered into a deal with Tropicana Casino to keep the site alive for all the fans to read the comics & forums whilst enjoying the opportunity to win big money. From here on out, I’m going to be switching the comic format to be about gambling now, which I feel works well for a setting based around America, specifically New York, where Monticello is located. Hope you all enjoy the new site format, please continue to enjoy all the fantastic runs.

Also Speedrun feels like an embarrassment to me so I’m going to remove it from the site. Kthxbye.
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o h w e l l, if it really is the man himself, at least we know he's alive..

and here I was...coming with the intention of starting a funeral...
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*Blows head off bot.*

Shit, they've switched tactics to promoting weight loss! Better reload!

Also...

*Points gun at fake Nuz.*

Nuz only gambles in the Celadon Game Corner.
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Christ on a bike it's like a zombie apocalypse!

They coax you in with promises of real money and weight loss, only to make you join their mindless zombified ranks! There can be only one way to escape them... We need recover the legendary Scutmobile, and turn it into a tank-like haven to fend off these dastardly invaders!

(Also I think I do remember you, 29 Barrels- thought I recognised the name but didn't want to assume, haha!)
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I'm actually concerned if my poorly protected phone has anything to do with this.
Hasn't happened anywhere else I commented though.
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There's comment spam in other nuzlocke posts at least. So, Yes! Probably not my fault.
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I've not heard that name in years...
I'm in.
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*tosses a grenade, pin still inside, at Lionheart261*
Quiet over there! I'm trying to think!

Pot! Summary! What did I walk into before this place got filled with the voices of mindnumbing advertisers? You're good with these sorts of things.
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*Is flung into the air by the explosion and lands on the ground.*

What the hell, man? Whose side are you on?

And why is the captcha still broken?
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Oh wait those are like. Actual coded links. I forgot this comment section would actually let you do that. Wild

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*cough*
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strange state of non-existence, as were most of us.
But then, adventure has called.
And we cannot deny its sweet embrace.
And also this invasion of our sacred grounds cannot be tolerated.
So, les' friggen wreck 'em m8.
04-11-2018
Lionheart261
Starting to run low on ammo, guys.

Could *really* use a Voltorb right about now.
04-11-2018
REPOsPuNKy
I think this site and comic are dead now. He hsn't uploaded in over a year. This is probably my last time visiting this site for a while. Ill check back in about 5 or so years. seems like a decent time skip. Bye everyone!
04-11-2018
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We need to be wary, as these things grow their intellect does to- the dastardly automatons are using CODED LINKS which I may or may not have accidentally clicked on while scrolling.

Ahem... Anyway, yes, I propose we recover the Scutmobile and ride it to the source of these mechanised monstrosities and end this invasion once and for all!

...Problem is I was away for pretty much all of it, so I don't know where it lies now... Do any of the veterans from the previous adventures recall where it is? And are you ready to go on one final ride to battle aboard the mighty Scutmobile?
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Q_Q
I wonder how things went so wrong
I turned around and he was gone
Where's Nuzlocke?
Now I'm searching for a little sign
A trail of slime he left behind

Where's Nuzlocke?

'Cause I'm so lonely all the time
Oh, where has Nuzlocke gone?
It tortures me all night and day
Where's Nuzlocke?
What could of made you run away?
Where's Nuzlocke?
What can I say? What can I do?
Please let me make it up to you
I long to read a new update
Oh, where has Nuzlocke gone?


My precious Nuz, where can you be?
Maybe you're behind that tree
I've looked high and I've looked low
Let me know, where did you go

I miss his art, I miss his tale, his updates now a little stale
Now my life's just an empty shell
Oh, where has Nuzlocke gone?
Your pen is sitting in a bong
This empty page, its been too long
Real life and a job have lead you from our happy home, and now I play my games alone
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